There is a guy in my office who really likes drinking tea. You will always find him with a cup on the left hand as his right hand works. Many theories have come up concerning this but it never adds up. We even got to the room where the cctv camera screen is usually found so that we can monitor his movement around the office. We noticed that his movements are well calculated and that the time it takes to finish each cup of tea does not vary. He finishes each cup in twenty three minutes and takes a thirty seven minute break before going to the next cup of tea. Our conclusion was that he is a robot that relies on tea for fuel and that he has been sent to come and collect data. I know that sound ridiculous.