When I got home the other night, my wife was waiting for me in the dining room, and she told me that she had something that she wanted to show me.  I asked her what it was, and she said that she had found this table tennis conversion top on sale at the store, so she decided to get it so we could play in the basement.  I was really excited about it, since we used to play all the time when we were dating.  She had only ever beaten me once, and she has been wanting to get me back ever since.